[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.kek.sk\/ruske-safari\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.kek.sk\/ruske-safari\/","headline":"Rusk\u00e9 safari","name":"Rusk\u00e9 safari","description":"Slovo,,safari\u201c poch\u00e1dza z arabsk\u00e9ho jazyka a znamen\u00e1,,cesta\u201c. V\u00e4\u010d\u0161inou sa sp\u00e1ja s cestami, po\u010das ktor\u00fdch V\u00e1s niekto z miestnych sprev\u00e1dza nesp\u00fatanou divo\u010dinou africk\u00e9ho kontinentu. Ak sa","datePublished":"2017-10-13","dateModified":"2017-10-13","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.kek.sk\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.kek.sk\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/ade5060b95d9432296fc92debd2ba3136f7a4d727a7bc57afe18c4808c7d7ac9?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/ade5060b95d9432296fc92debd2ba3136f7a4d727a7bc57afe18c4808c7d7ac9?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"kek.sk","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.kek.sk\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a283759_w16484_t1513189673.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.kek.sk\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a283759_w16484_t1513189673.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.kek.sk\/ruske-safari\/","wordCount":468,"articleBody":" Slovo,,safari\u201c poch\u00e1dza z arabsk\u00e9ho jazyka a znamen\u00e1,,cesta\u201c. V\u00e4\u010d\u0161inou sa sp\u00e1ja s cestami, po\u010das ktor\u00fdch V\u00e1s niekto z miestnych sprev\u00e1dza nesp\u00fatanou divo\u010dinou africk\u00e9ho kontinentu. Ak sa V\u00e1m nechce poti\u0165, by\u0165 do\u0161t\u00edpan\u00fd a dohryzen\u00fd od hmyzu v\u0161etk\u00e9ho druhu, a riskova\u0165, \u017ee V\u00e1s prepadne nejak\u00e1 miestna polovojensk\u00e1 skupina, na tento k\u00fat Zeme rad\u0161ej zabudnite. Na zimnom safari v Ruskej feder\u00e1cii \u00fc sa nebudete poti\u0165 na hor\u00facom Slnku \u00fc hmyz nebude robi\u0165 \u0165a\u017ekosti \u00fc nehroz\u00ed \u00fatok polovojenskej \u010di teroristickej skupiny Na na\u0161e platy s\u00fa tovary v Rusku lacnej\u0161ie ako u n\u00e1s, a tak si na svoje rusk\u00e9 safari dobrodru\u017estvo m\u00f4\u017eete v Rusku zak\u00fapi\u0165 ko\u017euchy (z umelej ko\u017eu\u0161iny, z pravej s\u00fa drah\u00e9 i tam), kavi\u00e1r, nie\u010do na zahriatie \u00fatrob… Na sprievodcovi rad\u0161ej ne\u0161etrite, bo ocitn\u00fa\u0165 sa v od\u013eahl\u00fdch oblastiach \u00e1zijskej \u010dasti Ruska pri -30\u00b0C s opit\u00edm sprievodcom nie je ni\u010d pr\u00edjemn\u00e9. Ak ste sa rozhodli ne\u0161etri\u0165 a rusk\u00e9 safari si u\u017ei\u0165, m\u00f4\u017eete sa, za men\u0161\u00ed obnos pe\u0148az\u00ed, c\u00edti\u0165 ako pr\u00edslu\u0161n\u00edci ruskej \u0161\u013eachty, ktor\u00ed si, pred bo\u013e\u0161evickou revol\u00faciou, chodili na tak\u00e9to safari be\u017ene, a, podobne ako dne\u0161n\u00ed zbohatl\u00edci nav\u0161tevuj\u00faci Afriku, strie\u013eali po\u010das vych\u00e1dzky po pr\u00edrode div\u00fa zver. Hovor\u00edte si, \u017ee jedn\u00e9ho jele\u0148a si zastreli\u0165 po\u010das tohto safari z\u00e1jazdu by neza\u0161kodilo? \u017deby ste sa c\u00edtil ako star\u00ed rusk\u00ed mocip\u00e1ni? Nu\u017e, ak m\u00e1te na svoje safari vy\u010dlenen\u00fdch z rodinn\u00e9ho rozpo\u010dtu dostatok pe\u0148az\u00ed, ani toto nie je nemo\u017en\u00e9! Nie je to dlho, \u010do rusk\u00ed z\u00e1konodarcovia prijali z\u00e1kon, pod\u013ea ktor\u00e9ho m\u00f4\u017ee hocikto, za peniaze, prirodzene, strie\u013ea\u0165 zver v Ruskej feder\u00e1cii \u2013 \u010di je ob\u010danom Ruska, Franc\u00fazka alebo Konga. Samozrejme si zaplat\u00edte sprievodcu, ktor\u00ed je schopn\u00ed V\u00e1m potom pom\u00f4c\u0165 pri dokladovan\u00ed zastrelenej zveriny \u2013 byrokracia je v\u0161ade. Ak je toto v\u0161etko pod\u013ea V\u00e1s zauj\u00edmav\u00e9, no st\u00e1le sa V\u00e1m m\u00e1li, je tu e\u0161te jedna zauj\u00edmavos\u0165 \u2013 na \u00fazem\u00ed \u00e1zijskej \u010dasti Ruskej feder\u00e1cie \u017eije viac \u013eud\u00ed v kme\u0148ov\u00fdch dedin\u00e1ch ako v civilizovan\u00fdch obydliach. Po prech\u00e1dzke divokou zasne\u017eenou pr\u00edrodou a po love si m\u00f4\u017eete z\u00e1js\u0165 do jednej z tak\u00fdchto ded\u00edn \u2013 miestni \u013eudia ovl\u00e1daj\u00fa popri svojom kme\u0148ovom jazyku i ru\u0161tinu, tak\u017ee prinajmen\u0161om sprievodca sa s nimi dohovor\u00ed \u2013 a kto z Va\u0161ich zn\u00e1mych m\u00f4\u017ee poveda\u0165, \u017ee ho jedivom a pitivom pohostil kme\u0148, ktor\u00fd doteraz \u017eije na \u00farovni kme\u0148ov doby \u017eeleznej?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                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